what's your excuse?
felicem:

rescue me (by demandaj)
beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.
unimpressedcats:


you gon eat that? 
imma eat it anyway
screams:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%
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